Harry Potter Gags

Dear Potterheads!

Here are some randome Harry Potter jokes that will make you laugh. Just read them and lighten your hearts! Please like the post if you loved them.

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1 Knock Knock

Who’s there?

You know

You know who?

Yeah!!! AVADA KEDAVRA

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2 How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?

Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

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3 How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?

Now you see thats why he’s called the DARK lord.

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4 How many Dumbledores does it take to light up a wand?

We’ll have to settle with one, the other is too busy practicing spells on a goat.

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5 How many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?

None, mars is unusually bright today.

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6 How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?

One, but you’ll have to find one with a hand.

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7 What do you call jewelery that many people and I share?

Rubeus (Ruby-us!)

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8 Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, ‘I got news for you, Miss Granger. You”re pregnant.’ At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked ‘Oh, dear – am i really pregnant?’ – ‘Of course not!’ she said ‘But it has cured your hiccups, hasn’t it?

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9 What do you call a teacher with a bad attitude?

Moody

Who would you call if you wanted to protect your Valentines?

Lockhart (Lock-heart!)

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