Harry Potter Gags

Dear Potterheads!

Here are some randome Harry Potter jokes that will make you laugh. Just read them and lighten your hearts! Please like the post if you loved them.

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1 Knock Knock

Who’s there?

You know

You know who?

Yeah!!! AVADA KEDAVRA

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2 How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?

Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

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3 How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?

Now you see thats why he’s called the DARK lord.

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4 How many Dumbledores does it take to light up a wand?

We’ll have to settle with one, the other is too busy practicing spells on a goat.

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5 How many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?

None, mars is unusually bright today.

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6 How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?

One, but you’ll have to find one with a hand.

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7 What do you call jewelery that many people and I share?

Rubeus (Ruby-us!)

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8 Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, ‘I got news for you, Miss Granger. You”re pregnant.’ At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked ‘Oh, dear – am i really pregnant?’ – ‘Of course not!’ she said ‘But it has cured your hiccups, hasn’t it?

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9 What do you call a teacher with a bad attitude?

Moody

Who would you call if you wanted to protect your Valentines?

Lockhart (Lock-heart!)

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How did you like them? Comment with your favourite number now!! And like the post!

Your Admin,

Staggg

P.S: If anyone is offended by any of this joke, please send your report at harrypotterfreeddobby@yahoo.com. Also , please forgive us for the same.

Pottermore Clues!

For those who missed Pottermore Early Registration, there is always a next time. But if you want to know the type of questions which came as clues on Pottermore to find the Magic Quill, below are listed all of them. Before i note all of them down i would love to tell you what Pottermore is. Pottermore is a site created by J.K.Rowling which will provide us with Extra Harry Potter facts which J.K.R had hidden under her sleeve. But as a promotion event, she created the  ”Magic Quill Quest” so that some fortunate extra users could test the beta version on the site www.Pottermore.com

For this, she gave 7 clues for 7 days starting from July 31st on each book. On the first day was the clue from the first book, on the second day from the second and so on. When you had answered the clue, you had to go to the Magic Quill and click on it and you would reach the Registration Counter where you could create an account. The Pottemore would choose 3 nicknames or usernames for you and you had to choose one.

This registration was itself a very interesting quest. It was fun to do and it surely attracted many Potterheads! the most important part is that it is completely free. Harry Potter E books will be available on it for the first time and anyone can buy them from Pottermore.

Also, those who missed the Magic Quill Quest can give their email address and they will be notified when the site will be open to all. For now, it reads that the registration will open in October.

Here are the clues asked by Pottermore on those 7 days-

Day 1 Clue

How many breeds of owl are featured on the Eeylops Owl Emporium sign?

Answer: 5

Multiply this number by 49.

Solution: 245

Day 2 Clue

What is the number of the chapter in which Professor McGonagall cancels the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff?

Answer: 14

Multiply this number by 42.

Solution: 588

(Note: if you read the Day 2 clue in a language other than English you would have been asked to multiply the answer by a different number to ensure you saw the right language page.)

Day 3 Clue

In the Gryffindor versus Slytherin Quidditch match, in Harry’s third year, how many points is Gryffindor leading by before Harry catches the Golden Snitch?

Answer: 60

Multiply this number by 35.

Solution: 2100

Day 4 Clue

How many students take part in the Triwizard Tournament during Harry’s fourth year?

Answer: 4

Multiply this number by 28.

Solution: 112

Day 5 Clue

What is the house number of the Headquarters for the Order of the Phoenix in Grimmauld Place?

Answer: 12

Multiply this number by 21.

Solution: 252

Day 6 Clue

How many chapters are there in HARRY POTTER and the Half-Blood Prince?

Answer: 30

Multiply this number by 14.

Solution: 420

Day 7 Clue

How many Deathly Hallows are there?

Answer: 3

Multiply this number by 7.

Solution: 21

All the credit goes to Ginny, my fellow Admin.

Please give feedback by emailing us at Harrypotterfreeddobby@yahoo.com

Regards,

Kri

The Annual Wizarding Examinations-2

Hello Potterheads!

We have decided to conduct Harry Potter Examinations so that we can test your abilities and know how much you like Harry Potter.

What are AWEs?:

AWEs are nothing but Annual Wizarding Examinations which will be held on our Facebook page from today. A Test paper will be sent to your email address by us and you will have to answer some questions about Harry Potter and everything related to it. It will be as easy as possible so no need to worry.

Are they fun?:

The main reason of conducting such tests is to make our dear fans laugh, smile and have fun. These tests will challenge their brains as well as make them laugh. They will not be boring but will be fun to do and it will be fun to give examinations about Harry Potter and prove your fandom regarding Harry Potter.

What will i get if i do the exams?:

If you get full marks in this paper, you will win 1000 points for your house and will win the Potternerd cup.

How do i apply?:

Just send in your email id with name and house at Harrypotterfreeddobby@yahoo.com and we will send you the test.

How to answer?:

The attachments will contain a word file and a notepad “Read Me” file containing the Terms and Conditions. You just have to answer the paper in Red ink and fill in the entries and send it back to us in the attached form only.

When will we get our result?:

After you return the answered sheet, we may take approximately 3 days or 1 week to check it. After we are done, we will send you the Checked Answer sheet as well as post your marks on our Facebook page’s wall. So please keep visiting our page after you give the test.

For more information,

check out this link- https://www.facebook.com/notes/harry-potter-freed-dobby-how-can-dobby-ever-repay-him/the-annual-wizarding-examinations-2-awes-2/269215976437634

Regards,

kri

Welcome Potterheads!

Hello everyone and welcome to Dobby’s World!
Before we start with anything, i would like to introduce myself and give a brief intro about why this Blog has been created!

I am Kri, one of the Master Admins of the page and i am also a Die Hard Harry Potter fan! This blog has been created so that we can post about anything and everything related to Harry Potter series created by our dear J. K. Rowling. We have a page on Facebook called Harry Potter freed Dobby. How can Dobby ever repay him? and so for your convenience, we have created this blog!

We will keep you updated with what is happening around the world, of course related to Harry Potter. Also, any new updates or anything happening on our page will also be posted on the wall of this Blog. So please keep visiting us and have fun. We will hold Trivia’s and stuff but for constant quizzes and stuff, please visit us at our page and answer along with whatever you like!

But before entering this Blog, please keep in mind that this is not an Official Blog! We have created this blog about Harry Potter, yes but J.K.Rowling has got nothing to do with it. We have just borrowed some of her ideas for a while.

Also, if you have something for us like pictures of Dobby or anything related to Harry Potter, please send your name and entries to our email id which is Harrypotterfreeddoby@gmail.com

I would like to introduce my colleagues who will be helping me with this site—Ginny,Pranks and Prongs. Ginny is the one who created the page and so, she is the “Creator and the Master Admin.” I, Staggg, is the one who helped her so i become the “Head Admin.” Prongs has just joined our team and so he is our “Co-Admin.” Pranks also is a new Admin so she is "Co-Admin" too.

Hope you enjoy your stay,
Your Lovely Admin,
Kri